veganbutt:

sascoalition:

Obama will never be half the man nor love America as much as Reagan did.

Obama will never eat as many flags throughout his presidency like Reagan did. Reagan holds the current flag-eating record at 3,463 flags during his presidency. Obama is currently only at 1,072.Here we see pictured: Reagan in action during one of his flag feedings. This is speculated to be approximately his 560th flag consumed.

veganbutt:

sascoalition:

Obama will never be half the man nor love America as much as Reagan did.

Obama will never eat as many flags throughout his presidency like Reagan did. Reagan holds the current flag-eating record at 3,463 flags during his presidency. Obama is currently only at 1,072.
Here we see pictured: Reagan in action during one of his flag feedings. This is speculated to be approximately his 560th flag consumed.

wollipyos:

How can you know how big space is, stare out at space, see pictures of the beauty that’s out there, and be like “yeah there’s only two genders.”

gallifreygal:

Yes, we know who you are. >.>

gallifreygal:

Yes, we know who you are. >.>

zagreus-taking-time-apart:

defend classic who women at all costs

jackiedenardo:

HELLA YEAH

jackiedenardo:

HELLA YEAH

sachiwana:

“how big is your dick?” “16GB”

jayayayayay:

if easter and 4/20 are both today can it be called a joint holiday

relahvant:

*puts metaphor between teeth* it’s a cigarette

tommykorberg:

sea of emotion

tommykorberg:

sea of emotion

citizen: it's a bird!
citizen: it's a plane!
*superman flies down with kryptonite between his teeth*
superman: it's a metaphor

thotkage:

nsfwgpoy:

those nerds in high school who run like this

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in my middle school there was a boy who wanted to be called Sasuke Uchiha and he wore a Sasuke cosplay to school everyday and one day he did this run down the stairs and broke his arm and apparently he told the principle it was the ‘Naruto run’ and then we were all banned from wearing Naruto headbands and doing this run and Naruto was put down as gang activity at our school

rawrimamidget:

yep.

loserpoet:

the fact that some people on this site are sexually aroused by benevolent cucumberpatch  is proof that someone will find you attractive no matter how ugly you may be. there is always hope

straaya:

I’m just a needy piece of shit that needs constant reassurance that I’m wanted